Cocktails

MARGARITAS

Muertos Margarita £15Chili infused Don Julio Reposado Tequila, mixed with Cointreau, fresh lime juice and agave syrup

Don’s Margarita £16Don Julio Blanco Tequila shaken with Cointreau and fresh lime juice, served straight up or on the rocks

Mezcal Margarita £14Quiquiriqui Mezcal, Cointreau, lime juice, agave syrup. Served on the rocks with Tajin chili rim

VODKA

Platinum Skull £14Russian Standard Platinum Vodka, lemon juice, sugar syrup, mandarin and ginger ale

TEQUILA

Fortified Michelada £13Tequila, tomato juice, spiced mix, lemon juice. Served in a tin garnished with celery, rosemary and basil leaves

El Cantarito £14Don Julio Blanco Tequila, lime juice, half orange, Ting and Angostura bitters. Served in a cantarito glass garnished with pineapple leaves

GIN

Flower Power £14Hibiscus infused Tanqueray 10 Gin, lemon juice, sugar, apple juice and egg white

RUM

La Tropicana £14Chili infused Alona Coconut Rum, pineapple juice, lime juice, orgeat syrup and Angostura bitters.

MEZCAL

Tonte Paloma £14Quiquiriqui Mezcal, Rinomato aperitivo, lime juice and Ting

CHAMPAGNE

Tonte Spritz £16Bergamot liqueur, fresh lemon juice, cane syrup, shaken and topped with Pommery Champagne

Hibiscus Kiss £16Cîroc Apple Vodka, elderflower cordial and hibiscus syrup, topped with Pommery Champagne

WHISKEY

El TexMex £15Bulleit Bourbon, mint, gingerbread syrup, Antica formula, lime juice and ginger ale

The Monkey’s Tail £13Monkey Shoulder Whiskey, Apricot Brandy, fresh lime juice, Angostura bitters and egg white

SOFT DRINKS Coca Cola/Diet Coke £2.8Juices, Ginger Beer, Ting £2.8Red Bull £5Classic / Sugar free / TropicalHildon Water £4Still / Sparkling

CocktailsCERVEZACorona 330ml £6.5Modelo Especial 355ml £6.5

Temperance MuleFresh lime, apple and homemade ginger syrup,

topped with ginger beer.

Designated DriverMango purée, passion fruit and fresh lime with pineapple and pink grapefruit juice.And why not try...

MEXICAN BULLDOG £12

The TonteRita frozen margarita served with an upended bottle of Corona Beer. The bite is worse than the bark

ALL £6

NON-ALCOHOLIC

FROZEN MARGARITAS

ALL £8

AT TONTERIA WE SPECIALIZE IN FROZEN MARGARITAS!

IT’S OUR ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE WAY TO DRINK TEQUILA.

Our delicious and very yummy frozen margaritas come in all sorts of

wonderful flavours. Ask at the bar for today’s special!

TASTE OF MEXICOFor 6 - £25

Mini Frozen Margaritas in different flavors.

*Flavours may vary each night

And why not try...

175ml Bottle

BLANCOMacabeo, Molino Loco £7 £27Murcia, Spain

Sauvignon Blanc, Villa Montes £8 £30Valle Central, Chile

Chardonnay IGP Pays d’Oc, Monrouby - £35Languedoc, France

ROSADOMonastrell Rosado, Molino Loco £7 £27Murcia, Spain

Chateau la Gordonne Verite du Terroir - £40Côtes de Provence, France

TINTOMonastrell, Molino Loco £7 £27Murcia, Spain

Syrah Pays d`Oc, Baron de Badassière £8 £30Languedoc, France

Chianti, Mediceo - £40Tuscany, Italy

Rioja Crianza, Gran Dominio - £42Rioja, Spain

*Wines are available at 125ml upon request.

VINO

Pommery Brut Royal £95Pommery Blue Sky £265Perrier-Jouët Belle Epoque £265Dom Pérignon £350Dom Pérignon P2 £760Krug Grand Cuvée £380Armand de Brignac (Ace of Spades) £560Louis Roederer Cristal £450

MAGNUMPommery Lumiere £450Pommery Blue Sky £500Dom Pérignon £740Dom Pérignon Rosé £1,550Krug Grande Cuvée £790Armand de Brignac (Ace of Spades) £1,500Louis Roederer Cristal £1,300Louis Roederer Cristal Rosé £2,300

ROSÉPommery Brut Rosé £120Pommery Apanage Rosé £300Perrier-Jouët Belle Epoque Rosé £320Dom Pérignon Rosé £540Krug Rosé NV £580Louis Roederer Cristal Rosé £1,290

JEROBOAMDom Pérignon £3,600Dom Pérignon Rosé £16,000Louis Roederer Cristal £6,000

METHUSELAHDom Pérignon £18,000Louis Roederer Cristal £27,000

CHAMPAGNE

RUMZacapa 23 £220Zacapa XO £400Havana Club 15 yr Old £400

COGNACHennessy Fine de Congnac £300Hennessy XO £600Hennessy Paradis £2,000

SPIRITS BY THE BOTTLE

Shot Margarita Bottle

BLANCOCalle 23 £7 £9 £195Tapatio £7 £9 £195Ocho £8 £10 £200Siete Leguas £9 £11 £220Chinaco £9 £11 £220El Charro £9 £11 £220Maestro Doble £9 £11 £220T1 £9 £11 £220Don Julio £9 £11 £220Reserva de la Familia £12 £14 £250Arette Blanco £12 £14 £250Casa Dragones £50 £60 £650

RESPOSADOTapatio £8 £10 £200Don Julio £10 £12 £240Siete Leguas £10 £12 £240Corralego £10 £12 £240T1 £13 £15 £280

AÑEJOCalle 23 £10 £12 £220Tapatio £10 £12 £220Don Julio £12 £14 £260Siete Leguas £13 £15 £280Heradura Selec. Suprema £30 £35 £450

EXTRA AÑEJOReserva de la Familia £20 £25 £350Ocho £20 £25 £350

TEQUILA LIQUEURSPatrón XO Café £9 - £195

There are over 3000 bottles of Tequila available in the world, some terrible, some fantastic.

To help you in choosing we have selected some of the very best.

Rather like boxing we have chosen the “pound for pound” best spirits around.

Available by the bottle only, these tequilas are some of the finest and rarest on the planet,some

are the last bottles in existence.

Ultimate Tequila

Don Julio 1942 Extra Añejo £450Regarded by many as the finest tequila

ever produced, 1942 is coveted by collectors around the world.

Chinaco Negro Extra Añejo £1,200 Coming from a 5 year aging process limited edition batch, the bottles for this rare extra añejo tequila

are numbered and signed by Germán González.

Patrón Burdeos Extra Añejo £1,250Patrón’s finest tequilas, aged in

1st Growth Bordeaux barrels and presented a crystal decanter.

WHISKEY SCOTCHJohnnie Walker Gold Reserve £360Johnnie Walker Platinum £520Johnnie Walker Blue £650Glenfiddich 12 £220Glenfiddich 15 £280Glenfiddich IPA £280Glenfiddich 18 £380Glenfiddich 21 £650Balvenie 12 £220Balvenie 14 £280Balvenie 17 £520BLENDEDMonkey Shoulder £220Copper Dog £220BOURBONBulleit £220

VODKACîroc £250Cîroc Flavours £250Cîroc Magnum £480Cîroc Jeroboam £850Cîroc Methuselah £1,800Russian Standard £195Russian Standard Platinum £210

GINHendrick’s £220Oxley £220Tanqueray 10 £220

SHARERS

DAY OF THE DEADFor 4 - £45

COPA DEL AMOR

For 2 - £25Hendrick’s Gin shaken

with strawberries, lemon juice, fresh cucumber and strawberry purée. Topped with Pommery

Champagne.

MEXICAN HEADHUNTER

For 4 - £48Don Julio Blanco Tequila

with elderflower and lime juice. Topped with pink grapefruit juice.

MAYAN PYRAMID

For 8-10 - £260A deadly combination of Russian Standard Vodka,

strawberry purée, lime juice, lychee juice and

Pommery Champagne.

LA MULAFor 4 - £48

Don Julio Blanco Tequila, fresh lime juice, agave syrup, Angostura bitters and ginger beer.

DAY OF THE DEAD SKULL

For 8-10 - £260A beautiful combination

of Russian Standard Vodka, Tequila, fresh

lime juice, gomme syrup, pineapple and passion

fruit juices.

AZTEC ROARFor 8-10 - £260

An explosive mix with a tribe ceremony! Don Julio Blanco Tequila, elderflower cordial,

green apple and fresh lemon juice, Angostura

and cocktail bitters. Topped with Pommery

Champagne.

TONTE TROOPERFor 8-10 - £280

Soldier of the night! Cîroc Vodka, passion fruit purée, lemon, lychee and pineapple juice.

Topped with a bottle of Pommery Champagne .Pretty in Pink

Cîroc Pink Vodka, grapefruit, peach liqueur, cranberry juice, orange

juice, Red Bull, lemon juice.

Mellow YellowJohnnie Walker Black

Label, mango juice, orgeat syrup, gomme syrup, lime

juice and pineapple.

THE TONTERIA EXPRESSMinimum order of 6

In Jalisco the tequila making region of Mexico there is a real Tequila Express train. Look up and you’ll see our

very own model of the train, The Tonteria Express.

Don Julio Blanco £9 Don Julio Reposado £10

Don Julio Añejo £11 Don Julio 1942 £30

Jolly GreenTanqueray 10 Gin, mint leaves, lime juice,

gomme syrup topped with Ting.

THE COCKY MONKEYFor 4-6 - £150

Never feel guilty! Don Julio Blanco Tequila,

raspberry purée, lime juice, sugar, Drambuie and

Pommery Champagne.

MEXICAN WALLMinimum order of 10

On one side up to 10 shots of Don Julio Tequila and on the other Cîroc Vodka. There is no way around

it, these TonteShots will knock you down!

Don Julio Blanco £9Don Julio Reposado £10

Don Julio Añejo £11Don Julio 1942 £30

Cîroc £9Cîroc Flavours £9