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A YEAR AGO TODAY

"Yesterday, December 7 D 1941" a day whiohwi:1.l UVolj '.n infamy. the United States of,Amt)1"ioa waG i1Iuddonly and deliberately attackedbj" naval &1d t\ir fOrO$6 of' the Empire of JaptuloUnited Ste:tse Dill at peace 'wi'th that nation!>

and at th~ ~olio1tation of Japan WAIl stillin ooX!.v8rsation 'mth ita governmen't and it.,Empe~or~ l©oking toward the maintenance otpeaoe in 'the Paoifio. Indeed[J one hauX"

&f't~r Japan.,ullair squadrons had Ciom""

mentled bombing on the Amerioan 181and(If OahU., 'ch0 Japanelse Ambauador to 'th(j)

Unitela. Sts.t.~~ tIlnd hi. oo11eague delivered 1:;('21

«:Iur Sel}1t'4!)ttary 1QI.f' f'\~. State a .t"cl-nmi

''"'' A / 1."'aply to IlL 1"8'"rJ_. /("\\' cent Amerioc.n mM""sage ~ and 'llfhil~thu '

reply etatcdthat itseemed u861@sl to OOll=

tinue the exiwting di~

plomatio n~gotiation»~it oon'tained no tm-*ta.tor hint of war or armed

attaok!) tt Q 0 0 0 0 r:: 0 (; l:' 0 ....,., 0 !)

"1 believe that I int~rbpre't the wIll or th$ COl1.<o

gr8(fJ~ and ot thfl P(;OP;,O!lwhen I &Issrt tha.:t w@

will not; only def~nd t\UY.'=

f¥61vGi$ 't;o the 'i1ttenf!.Ost9 but will lMke it v<aity

~fl1!lfta:1n'the.:t. this t'om ot trliilaohery ahaU. n\()T~~r~gi.i,n endangE1r.'us" Hoi1it1.li ti01 \S:d.fllt0 The!'(§!

i~ :no blinking at, th.,~ta.ot that OUR" p8©pl(6.o ~Ul\"

t®rwit@~yp ~nd ~ur ~~t~r~$t8~re in g~~vedAn=gq}lf n Wi:~h "©ni'id~n.©@ In oV.r a..rmed fO!i°«'J~~D w!t;h·th~ 'und~und1ng det~r:nrl,nati(,iln :In our' p~@plei> ~'\ii

VlfilJl g&l.n tht\1 1nevi tablG triumph" eo help u@Godn n C>"";l <' ~: 0 t: '.' II '; '" ~ ~ ."1 l' t\ "., " ;.:"

~il Mk thl/.l.t thll} Congr$u d8cla!'~ thAt ainot'11ohe:'lmp6o~v©,kod, ~'").d Mstar.'cUy a.ttac.k 'by Jap9.l'l. onSu:adllY •. DeoiJmb~t> 7 (; 1941 ;, a ~t& t;" 01' Well/" ha;~6xi~'t@d betw~l$l; 'th@ Un~,ted Statef!i lU'1d th'iil

"' 'l:>..... ~ 'it,JaptUi9f,\\@ hilllp.IJ,),"'f!> .. '

Everywhere poopl~ pausod in ~heir task~iwhatever they were» !lhooked w~:thou·t e. doubt.This shattering of pe&oe bOC~6 the all­

absorbing ·topio of thought and (jOl'lvl/!lX'sai:;ion.

One neighbor o~11ed to

you heard"f. nit dossnGt

50UDd potJlJible". "Ioan?t bel1evG it t'iBlallyhappened" 0 Bung1"llymen" women~ and Qhil=dr~n e;nited end a.bC4

ijorb@d every hit Qi.'nnllo

In many hom@sthere; already 'm!.fi\ ill.

membor of 'the fam:Uy :l.nilIlervloe J but as the full _ .

import of 8VI/)nts gr@W'©l®tU' \ \ ~

WlU the llmlOUD.lOOment. oe.m® ~ \ f'"thlR.t "Japan b.&d d601''r,~d war on 't;h$ Uniteod ,-JSta.teo" [J dre~\d and t~Sl.r. gaviJ 't'mY to Ofrl.'1.r.e.gtl»

ps:trlotiBm" and ill.dign,&tion at th~ tr6$.ohel'"=ou~ a.ttli.ck,

, On Deosmber 7n 1941 ~twaa a bright and~ beautH~l Sund8;yI} w1th pG't\oe st}r'l/)ne 0 Sudden­

ly thEl lr'acli,08 blued forthi> as it light~inghad hurtled down f:r'om th~ 2iiky p the news ofthe dropping ot bombe by Japan upon the UnitedSttJl,t~M naval base and fleet at. P~lil.l'l Barboro

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i '; , Th~ hea.rts of' the young men were filhH1I 'f w.i th an oVi'!/l"'Wh@lmint?; d@Iil:!.l'~ to defend e.ur

'~~:great oou:ntry~ and t.he oldlillt" men/) who had1- i!lerved ~.n World War I;, felt hopeful th.\1Y oould

I ~.g&i.n. liI$rve +.•heir oO'Wl'try j.n Somllll WfAY,In the homes. of the men and woman E:lT.l.gag@d,

in war' work came the full realization thatthei~ 'Workr wM.on had been impor·ts.nt't wu now"f"tal. 1°1;l'1U no long;~r jU&t oj,dto Brit&incwd other ~(,;untrieB i' but fo,'!:' our country andwelfare.

On D8o~mb~r8. 1941 tnw paopl~ or theUrd:tso Stat'a!l!& grimly' l1~tened. t:o th~ I'Tt'm ident 1i 9

ur..!'orgettable speeoh ,~

'1'hU!!ln '\';;I:,i) <l1n~th~.rgen<$rat1on of Am0'riClf!.lW

\Jam~ WAIL

ASS :1 T EDI'rOn

WE1COM1.~ POEM

t~,moiSt h~M"ty Wel©G'lU~ :h e:Jt-cend®d to'~:h~following pe\)pl~ 'who hl.ll:V\1Jl jc:tn~d ~IU" 0:1:''''gw:!h3/~ion in th~ P&&'lt tWf:> wt4~kf!lc.

R®l®n M .. M111<3f'

Ei'th\ll:1:' ~L ~~r,:;;kUf'tP~~ts Pr@~t©ti@nPa:~~l.T©du©tion

On D®(Hlmb<wX"'1;;h@ 7th 'wh@j'l mindirlg our bUl!!inil!l~~!>With~ut, fmY '!n'.m:tng Japan h.ad atti1l.~k6clus n

Sh\'!JI Io~ideld HawaH without any reasonAnd xnh~dp],eIMIUf'(\'$""seekerfil th'l:t.r'$ t©l1f th$

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C ENS 0 R S HIP

':fh:1.a pubHca:tion 113 f:iUbj00t • .(~o ;'11<;) :("",'gu­

lations of' '!;he War Dep:;u"tmt'i11t; f.J.id thl:i tJ gOffice of the CenaorQ

w~ K'V.Sh\!Hl rn))~."plt\:o.e~ to th® ilH'~n~d" otl:mmo~.;;io.n,o ~~r thi& P~,~,if'ic·i' IA. .,:nos p~~..o(i).l.t'ulrJQO~"

We ©aUiSd ttp our.' l!loldi0l~I;l our ~~nor'D andg"lji';3l'

To l~~Mlcue'chftl wurld 'l,'J'hioh hS1d caught on fi:t'e,.·

Th0 u:l;1on 'Q,(g ~tunned mth the gri:mn;J)~!ioflmr' !>

And olQlt"idni1,;b"litl:iv0 that, 'Our p\1t1Jl,O~ t$s ~omOlfeto

lih~"l Je1)?S l'om'b0d P~li\:rl HQl'tHn~", Oahu" @Q Wrj;kt!",

Thttt tha~)' )1l.'~~l\,ntb:udnfil~s th~;;'14;l'l'~~ 11""'

1liJ.:I.[jtu~o

Th@ faoto~\os ~~~ humming ~d n~ve~ ~11 ~topUntil tha Jape weaksf.i. L'fld ~taggEl'~I!i~'?ld ;.1r'opo

We e.11 h,tv() €\ job 'lIlIhioh wa know m\urt; l)~ doneoW@in 'WoY."k md label'" till our b9..t"!;,1a:r s wron,

j,lloveln,b ffil" ~5NO'U'@mJ:'>(il;\,' 2'i'J)(1'c<w.n.b€lr' a

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BIRTHDAY

Roy '( c, Cal$eIt(t't,;h'll' L,. EdwEI,n:ro

]i'r~o3c Norb@rg

Th~a~ r@striotion~h&v~ b~©n nMlJe SOV0T@

jn 1m af'tol"t to FIr-evant ~lnto?if.!.lAt~,\!)l:I of ve.XU$

i':folI; 1t'&lJl.ohj,ng thli-) en~ 0

w~} ~trongly uX'g~ l!'l.11 LIBE~.SCOpm ~'W,l'loy=9@,fJ t.o co=~p~t'&to wi "iGh Ufl in ~~sin@;"~h~{c~

-th@ji' r6f;rall:l from impu'tj.ng tm.y inf't)";"'!i.1C;,tll:>X!=-·

t/) lCilillai:<iv(;'1!l f:$r" f-;,"'iend$ =C' th[1f.;; it) n(~\~ Q.Q<'~U~

al,ly puh1t.hhed in 'thil6 pi\pGlt'·

ANSWE.'RS TO I'BRAIN TEASERS" UI LAST ISSUE ,-~-=--= ~ ..... 10 ._~,~ ~_

Cur oi ticl) are th'!:<u~'binto darkn~MJ!t 8:t mghtTo Pl·otect ~~h>{jpeopl!$ from J€l,prmlll'l gr"Q!!'\.''''mf!;hto

But cnlil 13g;h'~>ili:J b\lft"ling (Uta i t rj,~v~r di~sOur. hop::2\;0011 t~'~edom i'o1(' wni©h Old Gl~r,y

fU@6!o

01.u" £lag h w1::\11 flying and neW'@ll" 'WiU ~eaS6 0

X'I; proteH.n,g u;.; in WIllr' ~nd 1tlJ~p'ili."0~us 1npeaoe"

Our o:rav'e men l,Vi!l dfing in ordol" ">;;<0: w1nAnd rid th:ts gAUa.t w©irld from. tYl"lilJ.1ts and~inn

1~ Fifteen ilhipiilBERDIE PARCHMAN

"'**:to •••",.

20 Sixty miles

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C.tOSE, YOnRrAP-..;;> .,s-:- ~ ••~ •••.. ,~ _ .•.• _-:. .,...-e =:'

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M!GHTW 1 S Rn pA,J;' A J<:'""""'" ..•..:.. """,",

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Thore! will be 9. grab bagt'l and fiveryon~wil!:lhing to partioipate l§hould 'Or-i.ng a wenty",five oent!) Of' l~l$sD gift (remmbo!" ••.••nothingaen81ble) 0 Th8r~ will alio be j:~.:tt,(trbugandwaltl oonteats and door prifi'iea"

HlSrb Ad1d.n q 8 Oroholll'tr-aj) '1"kd.ch. inolud&e,. male and female lSoloiilrt" will furnish th~danoe mudo n and there will be musio from theHammond organ during in'temillsic.ne Il to whiohthere will bo IlL oommun:i'ty 81ngo

A@ you can lSeeD l!'a9Vi19 tried to m9.ktlthis danoe lIl.l nioe as cur budget oould pos..,Bibly &\i!tandvand we. would greatly a.ppreoit.t~

e..reaUy'bang=up attendanoe,

Thet'G 11 Ir\9ally no exouse (that we 01.11

think of) for not ooming, It· you don"t he:~~tran,portation faoilities or aooommo~tion~,woq:n try to arra.ng1f9 that too" Please ~©n~t~.ot one r{j)f the member'S of the oommittee antiW8 ft 11. !tee VIMt "" CJlan do, Abo D if you M."f(Sl

tt'&nlporte.t1on aooommodations availlll.blej. 1f~Will appre@iate yeW" oon'taoting us 10 that wc?­may :make t·t pouible for _omean. else tt1l IJ©imlif.

~an puroh.iJl.se 4 dinrlt1l:" tj.~k"t tot' $1'<,50, Wha"<.

w)l"1) o~uld yo;u asK fl;lJ" •••'" e. dtd101oua dj,Wli&!',•. wonderful ot'on.est.raSl end codlea of run 1'01'

$1,1-0 p~n"person" .inoluding tax?

It you don~t haTe an •• cort or a.l •.~oompanionSl pl ••.•• donvt let it .tep youtroY~Goming n beo&ua. there will probably be plentyof men and womenin thie predioament •. md W~

know you ~11 have a cood tUBe >

tHE ~ANCB GOWMITTEEl

PCIl;t G::agg e Cha.irJlliU,\Bill UoAbo)'I'van TroyDoug W(,oMiH

For furthllr pa.rtioulars" watoh for th$ooming bSUlf of t;he "Libra-Scope" and POltlft.l"'I'l,

Tioket. ~ll be available in approx1ma~~­1y a. W86k end fA priza will be given to theperson Belling the mo.t tiekets, Tho~h)w1~h<,1Dg to eell tioketo Ihould oontaot a. m.l9'mber QJ.

the Dance Committes • So I.J oome on all of youhigh,,'peesaure n.lesmeno let Us get busy and 'w;);)

prODlile you U11 be well 1"ewarded~

Weftve arranged thie danc. tor Deoemb~n"26 instead of Chrletmae or New Ieerg.l Evej)Binoe mollt people 11k. to be with their fami=lie. on these ocoasions .. Then v tooSl itY.s a

Saturday llite~ and w. wonQt havel to "Work th~next day =~ thank goodncae ~; £

AI !Stated above t!~he. hours are front1s30 A.(to "'...."'••••for'the dinnerD and trom

ShOO PM to ~..,-- ••. for 'the danceD but the or""ohes·t;r'& w.ill leave a;t 1 ~OOAM..

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De;}~.r %8I. ~942 " 1 g 30 PM Dinner,:9 & 00 Ptt Uanoe

Oalcll.ont Country ClubGlendale ~ CaUfornia

Da:tv"

Place.

fHE

At the present 'time 'm!)plan to hu.~·1Jth~danoe informal, How~ver() '.1' th@ la.di.88 wishto dress up for the wening it .-n,ll be per .••tectly permissible;,

But., that isnlit 'the half' of' it == the

@~mpany has offered to make this a d!nner=dance and to furnish. grath.., dinntllX"s torolWh employee and one other' persono YOlU'tll"iend2!l and relati:\f8e fJ.r~ 1Nl~ometc OiOl1ll1l

to the dinner0 but the admi~Bi~n will b'St1 .,60 fo1f' th6' dinner and $1 ,.10 f'o:ff the danOIlil,The gen8ral admi~,ion tioket~ ~ll b. $l"~Opill" potre@l1" inolud1ng t.a.,l'L Any oth~n'personwho wlahel 'to <~,~m.ilco t;h~ dinnelr will btil•."xeo. ·to pe:y the $L.60~ the pr'1~'b of tht!!dinner., 'I'hifll d1nu'Gll" ti©kets 'Wi II b~ pr1nt~d_operate from the general adm1lfi1on tiokete~and twQ dir~~~ tiokets~11 b~ prS8$nt4d t@

eaoh employ•• purohAsing 1& gen~r&l &dmioa1ontioket. then.••a8 stated •.b()VBR anybody ell.

AT LASTq n ""--Llb:ruoClpf» ill HaVing areally _upe,:, Chrl.tma,6 •..New Year Part;y thisyear,. and nare expecting eaoh' and nery em­ploy•• to lhow up~together with 'their trimdsiJ.l1d relative • .It in or~r that it mm.}I' be a. com-plete IUOO" •• o •.•

We have rented the Oakmont Oountry Club~Coun'try Olub Drivel> GlendaleiJ "1fbj,oh ili onlyabout B1x or Beven milell1 from tnG' plan:t, Th@Club 11111 be oompletely d.eool'a.tsd .1'01" Christ""mas (and9 1noident •.ny~ it hailS a ',,"ery nit)6bar 1> and the rate. are rEUUi(ll1e.bl~ ""'" BC)'I,ll'bonand soda .only 25¢') , The O~n';~ li.,')COlfffiOa.t1.tflS

approximately thzoel@ hun<h':st1 @OUp:1i.f!B iJ a,c> Y'ou~'frionds and rolat1vt1I8 U'$ ali@Oc.H:>1"dially in=vited~

Oh b$a.it ct burden with s'tately' gait.Y0\.\ throw your hG~d and wag yonr 'tE:l.i;1.

I kick your siebe ~d slap your n$ok•. But you ret"Uee tCl "carry the mtt.il" ~ '

iitfl r~und th~ b~n.dll 'to YGur n~Gk I aHng,In 'the dietano6 I ~•••. whi~t8 gable 0

At lft.~t.\l the C~u(} :r \ft.8 f53eki,1i.'l{l; iI tcund.W~t1U"" Q.pp~oaQh1ng tho !tQbl~ 0

BF..RDIE PA.RCHVAN

I 't&lk: t<',1 you Md cay ewet thil~8 p

1 pat Y'OUl'" rteok Imd i:Jpeak your name.,YUti priok up ywr ears as if t-o ~'tar1;$

But thu'm Y0'l.l aiJt aa if youVreliV!\~o" o N THE INSIDm....• -- ••.....---.,- "

l':tFU :!iltaggilllt"tt.l a grassy plots.

y~u fitr*t~h your neck to ~~tcAl~ ·Y:l;\U gulp the tender ;m..,n"lll~lg: d@'rm,

:r f'~61tha pain of dCf;t8&t.

'fOil r:-a1$$ you);,'"haad and I ~hout w:lth joy~Bu:t;· no. n :r>1,)U ~W'.d@ up i'oS'" ~ill" ~

"lI{lJU y'ank thrj l'\'!Iiu$ tUld a.T~p your h(li~dAnd. you kiM)k l1ke a h~adl.!.\ID mar$ 0

Ohp b~!'i.k'ft (lit' burden •• yq p~·ti@noa il~gon.81)And now !mu~t usa fcro8u

! pun i;hs reiM and ©1@!ZJ11!t'lP3' ~Y~:!lf!l)

Fr@mth~ ~ightof th~t~t.~~ingh~r&~~

! !Slap YOUit"ba,ck wi th 8~lr=r'$p1'©)l\oh~lW deci@f"cn has b~l:lZl.mad@ 0

But you iiilta.:nd a:t. ~u~ and mx'c;oh 'the birdsAt p0ao~ G and c©rr'c~l1:~in 'th@ ®}U~.d60

~~rn(~M'eli'lfU"~ !i1h~t.} '!n},r mor'~lQ.'l ~.owAfJ 1 dr.'oop in th& s~ddl~ I.l'tld lllJ,gho

i/fuen vdthout MY 1W.1:"ning :rou kiok up yourhf$611.i\1

An.d lu:ng6 wi~ch defiil.Zlt. Ol"7{'

X b«;;;1.U10eill '!;he lu.d.dl'l'.lkl b~f:rdld6l];"0d &ld©'\;unn"d"

~J hro~d~trip th. r.~in$ in de~p~ircMy ~rt1l.f':t"up~~Up off p '\i!!hioh. 1 try to:

~'I/llt!'i(!j'irll!lo

Vlhl/lll\'<! my ~tb'rupǤ ak'e~my ,tefit wrsn"t, -tharl';l;

YOU;\,' teet ]?vund t;hll} t·urf' 'Wit~h th>& iil;1u.nd

:0£' i~~:nt;y~l' our tai ~t an d ytttn" lIllUle gdry wa'n.

'Y'<;;Uir>ears lay flat and you snort like 8.boll

In aHe:t1.otil 1 t"7 ·tiU be onlve.

':';+1., \~'6e.1.l,;;,H'u:; bl!;!a$'~" wn.~t; j,g.'iJ!'i 'j;,hil! m~ain't~'fnat m<ed,<Ii' yr,)11 ~tat"'\.. ":,hi.~ lll.';)i.J ;;h~,ll)~1

. r"",Z, )tin 't'h(fJ; 11~~\-r,I'U1(;:\S1'i)';( ~~ml~ llima;. olult­

C'l~~ '. 1'\ ,~,. d'ITU1,JC!'l' Y·,hi''... ,n.Lr~ ~ '2 t,h~i;!; P$»i(t;

PERSONAL COLUMN(3 lincg'; for 26¢)

!•.TTENTIOlh GUY B. ANDERSON »:>

DEAR .ANDY~

Have you got that oard fl11~d out?

11vQJlbu~n :mighty p."t;r~tebout it.\l Y''J;I.~

kI:M~W0 It I don\1 t grtJt :it ~oon I won~tb~ ~bl® to g~t in touch w1th you wh~lJ.th~ job i~ f1ni&h~db

ROY BIDDLEOCM

At't<er. !5~V{fm mClnth~of 'I;,rdning NT." DICK(hsllo litt],~ g:l..~"l) GRAGG'Will break lo@sew.i:th ff!1:'ahG 'the Lord Md p6'UlIl1 :m0 my oOllmb=1Ei~n"o

L()okl!S ]J.k~ a b~,p;romlitnoOit kindling be'tvfel/ll:tlKAY (He"s w.y mM)Um:lt""'and BILL (F'rom th~H!il.U.E or Uon:t:':-:Jzume.) MoASOY. AID' llRF"

A REroRTE!F S RBPi"JR'l'g

Tltr@~ kl~m@~ ~nd ~ hug t© th@ littl~ gal'l!Iihow~:rt~ "We Buy 'f1rro SorerntY in 01.1.1:'lastbfiua 0 That II e -th9 e'''@8t$st mufiio yet t;@

&pp$ar :in i;hl~ r~g.o Benv?jj chano($~ of rDI1'J;"~

®w~ll atuff lik$ that?

U' l:V.$ in.OO>ilVijln..i.en·f;; fog< 8!(jl1TJ.~ of." you t'J gtd;;over to tho blood bank" never tearo BOB teNCt

Yroul d i\!;prec.1&t6 ally bl~od that you C6.n Sp~i:\"And h6 looks U,ke h41 ooul d use 80me oi" it 0

v.rrq ,';o,n9 t y¢u h-y a HJ;'t;i i!J uU!l~hinf>;l BOB?l~l.l~:"'1.,\):1; ~/. h~,~h'v·t't::~{',k~~r~d{~~:t: ~, f t> ~

Overh$ud Comment at the Bow~,,:1ngAlley s"Ivm BUf'e glad Pm net on THOMPSON°STeam., and have to U.ten t© him tellevery~ne how to Dewl," BBSss----es88s

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Wo 'w~uJl.do U.k@ to vi te §@Jli.Gthingab~'Ut SKIPPYbut I oonut 'think that ~uld jJguitoue~

h&,,~ hawg ha"g

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If' you den q t think LIBRASCOPE paYIf3 f>nough~you ca.n alwayfS s~t pins up in tha 1111GY. onMonday nito8e SEE~ggg~g~

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Have you noticed how the boys swi.."lg into po..•Iition when thrfi blond.e with the red T /Shirtgi08S by? (1 overheard MARTIN aok hGr it sh~

WtA.fl1 ~ married.)

ROGER (r'ad~'Upti) DAVIS jU6t invested a bigohunk of &ugh in a sparkler. tor a l.f't~handthird t1ng~r" Whose the luoky girl ROGER???

So tar' EtsIE !4cGREEholda tOlp honors of or..,ganidng the JI1Olil't consistent: tW"l1outao EveryFrid8¥ nit'liJ i15 horsfi night fef!:' tju~h prominent.;~qu.lliItrie.n1il WI !lABEL PARCHW\.Nb her siitet'tBERDIE (@UA" tavor1 te poeteu) $ l.()RRAlNEWILBON •• Egg=head. EGE and gal [1 HARVEY WATKINS ~DOUGWOODFILL and the lire. II 1I6ARG, SMITH!. TF..xp

l4cABOY al'1d hi~ h@s,rt ..•throbo who iiB none oth@1"than KATn~ LE3't4LY[) WALTER NEWCOMERo MoCREADY 9

J. J", THOMAS~ BB EYES HOOKER •• .ROY NELSON/!

IVM: TROY fUld SPOUIH'!I" and ot oourse A~ MARTHjand EL'SIE MoGHEE (what wau 'that I 'Mal! Ilayingabout h@~t throbs"" ho ho).

La.st Friday n;1:te was a "top n1tete II Attar thewild ridl! thrc.lugh the hills the group auem=bl~d at the SMITH residenoe for a repast otweinel'S and "baverages" 0

With all the guys drafted JIM (Is that yrouCd?) THOMASsay&! it g ijj no'" unusual tE:1 tak~"!fight t© the bu'~.

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I1It :wot bC3 hard to eat soup nth a.murataohe."

nY~811 itvs quite a strain."©)uoh

VAN (80'1,1.1" grapes) DF.R BEE walks !Around. l©ok ..•.1ng Uk@ hG didn v t get any toyes tor Xmas ()WhAt ° &i the ll1a'ttt<8r' deuiev 15om~on~telll Y©fUth~f'8 waiU'). \I t -.ny Sandy Clau~?

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IfPV6 just oome frO"'.41the bt»&uty parlor' .."T©~ bad th~y w~re oloi.d.~

HARVEY ("Criaoo tI) WATKINS ©lught '00 don 8.aaddl~ lite (thatlis So tia.d.d],@ with :U,ghts on1t) and 1~t LORRAINE WILSON K'i de him thru

'the hUh !&Tel:! Frida)" nit<JI. A buo'k and & halhall' 18 a 'buole and 1/20

Salll' BOB (pipe 'the 16gs) DIE'r:R.1CH readingXeX'1l'lAn"a "S(')hool=girl Problf.\i'1llj" ~, jua-st m.a.tia it you want tr; find. out P.obin '/

Ha"W'b Y(i\U }10't1CiGd h<oll!'TOMMY appsar'S t©i bru!§h

hi1\U!l'81f off fJV$lry time h~ ltllt6 it i:wwli11g ba],lg@?

Ev@ryon~ha~ notio@d ou~ n~ r~ag p@l~ inth~ pS,1"king lot .. WeU" aU I'I'Ve got to 1.§ayis I hope thsy d!)n"t ituign HARTIN to a 'f,f'-S8in thh ti:hrt%":lot

You guys and gall had better be dating up y(;.mtSi.vorit@'bc!a.u irJ. adva.,"1ofJi tF.)'!:' the LIBRASCOPEbig blow~out t@ be held Deoo 26 at the O~Qnon~Count1"'.}I'Olubo rr you osm11t; d8no.~ come uplfX1d g~t dr1mt anyway 0

Leoks Hkf!l DA1f"E (kbs meji hon.,y) HOOKF..R haslove=H t\!!l bruning -in hi:'i eyes tor ROSS~"MI1'W::;favor! te daughter,~ MARGARET. (,lust a l""Wnor,

of eour.se).,

r can read:Uy see why' A .. MARTIN (r.,K.} &oe:::L{,'

Cl<:I'ltflll"tl,lrl in his own car ~tl!lf' Wc.t'Jrj,ng he,,:!)!'''1;1i';;;~\UISl~h:jJ,parki tou ololus t~ the gat~o '1'>~. j

1\!.d~xtt. Pl<';DIGOVS eM' h park~d in 8l. DWX'ti!'! tIl~(i:llt>'!"";If.p0,t;. bu,t it DOUG.f'indM out wha't \11,; g'CJh'lg on"h~)lf wi 11h~ Hk~1 '\;;;1

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Slmet Bu~ ~a,y~ IllC)ne:y may :uo·t, g1"'~W {}I'. ·tr~91Jli'lE'

bu.t 1t UIllU;A]J.,y oem,s fr'cllt IiH:;m~kind <:)f' ~:&:mp0

Bs Ol!lm@ into the ;\;~oomlikE! G\ aqu.1r-'i: i'l'om ~filypho:uo

Our' language is cfilllll(~ th\.~ m"it:h~r·.-·t@ngu0b@ol1\U~e th~ f~.thrsr iSeldom g;~tfJ e'; ohanct:il tousa :t'\;o

I h&d 6~ many QOV~I"8 on the bed I telt lik$t;h~bottom hotcu@o

Th~n there" €Il the girl 'mho ::1.!L~!B(~ dwtl.b ah@W&:l:l:''t eat an.lmal {,ro.clters bllla/;ll.u~(t; sht!"1iJ on& v~g~tabl@di~t,

A ~@uwt9hip begins when a man whi8per~.'We@'t nothing. @ and ends 'fthlflll h,3 says noth""ing 8W1geto

The nhef ~:~ a lo~~1. OlSlmp 1~ !il@ J.'1brr.y he pu:t;~P(lPQ.OX'Il in tn~ p.sln~U6~ ~@ they' :U. tUJ'nth~m6"~~"F0~

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